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Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono ne kapde tyag diye,
ek ne desh ke liye,
doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!
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Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai.
Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.
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What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
Wow! New Underwear.
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A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage.
What did they named them?
They name 'Jo' and 'So'
and They became as 'Jo-Hua', 'So-Hua'
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What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
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Lady:>doctor mere lips pe infection ho gaya hai,
doctr:>kiss kitni bar karti ho?
lady:>saal me 1bar.!
doctor ;>infection nahi JAALA lag gaya hai.... |
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Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be
one heart that would always beat for you
You know Whose???
your Own Stupid!!! |
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u r a donkey
u r a donkey
d 4 decent
o 4 outclass
n 4 nice
k 4 kind
e 4 excellent
y 4 young
So what u think ;) |
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BREAKING NEWS
In 2009 the government will start killing all the mentally ill.
I started crying when I thought of you.
Run little buddy, run. |
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HO GAYI TASALI ;)
If u find a frnd better or sweeter than me..
Go Ahead..,
I wont stop U..
But wen dat person leaves You,
Look behind..,
I'll b there..ready 2.......
SLAP YOU n ask,"HO GAYI TASALI..!!:-) |
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COMPLETE and FINISHED
Q: What is the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED ?
A: When You Marry a right Girl you You are Complete
and when you Marry a wrong Girl You are Finished. |
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Why Women talk too much?
because they have 2 pair of lips
(if u don't find second pair u must be newbie :) |
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Description of prostitute, wife & girlfriend according to mobile maniac
First one is prepaid,
second is postpaid
and the last one is demo card. |
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World's Smallest resignation letter?
Respected sir,
I luv ur wife.
Yours sincerely. |
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HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
1. Open a new file in your PC.
2. Name it " Boss "
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently? "
6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....
7. Feeling better? |
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